Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Happy #Apprentice Day

The Apprentice It's that time of year, and The Apprentice has rolled round again. With its familiar mixture of wit (I know the words to Candle In The Wind. It don't make me Elton John) and wisdom (I was born in Hackney. When you're born in Hackney and you do well in life, you move to Chigwell), The Apprentice is the diamond geezer freakshow in my otherwise humdrum existence.

So why am I writing about it here? I'm not a great football fan (East Fife 4, Forfar 5), but I do recognize that that Sport of Princes enables diehard fans to join in a collective outpouring of emotion. So join me at the waterhole at 9pm this evening, and let's all celebrate this cultural icon.

"As times have changed, you seem to have gone from anchor to w*nker"