After throwing objects at each other and building virtual jumbo jets for a while, people got bored and wanted to leave, so I wandered off to explore Metaplace a bit more and see if I could cut my way through the virtual tumbleweed to find something of value as an educational tool.
The first place Metaplace suggested I visit was:
Who wasn't much of a conversationalist. It was at this point I realized that Metaplace is really Meatplace.
Sigh. No educational value.